It’s every slaves dream, to be treated with my delicious spit, snot and coughs. how generous am i? i start off being very un-ladylike by repeatedly coughing directly into his face up close and personal, over and over coughing all of my germs into his face. then i dig deep in my nostrils to see what taste morsels i may have for him to eat. oh look at that! a lovely big juicy snot for him. i tease him with it, holding it in front of his face, asking if he’d like to eat it. of course he would. he’s a filthy slag, and he’l; gladly lap up any waste from my perfect body. completely clean the insides of my nostrils of all remaining bogies, and wipe them onto a tissue which i push this cretin to eat. then, wretch up every molecule of phlegm from deep inside my chest and spit it straight into his face and mouth. i cough up every last bit of nasty chest mucus i have for him. he’s so fucking lucky!